{Homer Simpson shudder}{/Homer Simpson Shudder}
Whilst walking through a car park with two mates (both male):
MATE ONE: Yeah i go jogging once a week now.
MATE TWO (laced with sarcasm): Wow. real fitness king aren’t you. Bet you are really noticing the difference.
MATE ONE: (missing sarcasm completely): Yeah i am. Actually my arse is really getting tight.
Mate Two and I laughed ourselves so hard we almost died.
When playing for a softball league as a kid my sister came up with a doozey.
Imagine at the end of an inning - lots of chatter, hustling around. My little sister (about 7/8) is playing behind the bleachers when someone asks her what she wants to be when she grows up. Apparently she didn’t even blink an eye or pause very long, loudly blurts out…
“I wanna be a HOOKER when I grow up”- little girl smile and batting eyelashes… :eek:
The silence was astonishing. Everyone stopped - even us on the field cos we ALL heard her. Then the laughter started and the game continued.
Talk about emarrassment. :rolleyes:
embarrassment - even