Words just don't exist to describe this Douchebag

It’s a few days old and any of you that head over to Hotchickswithdouchebags.com on occasion have probably already seen it, but I felt it needed it’s own thread. HCwDB has made appearances on the Dope before, the Oompa Loompas if I recall, but this guy is in a league of his own.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/03/hcwdb-of-week-poo.html

Discuss. If you can.

OK, so it’s some tanning lotion product, not actual feces, but still.

It’s on the order of some form of self-mutilation. Plus, the caption is right, the chick is not all that hot.

yech.

Why is that other dude wearing a bikini?

And why is his face paler than his body?

The dude is a bodybuilder and extreme tanner, so he’s a douchebag?

I’ll frankly accede that it’s unlikely that he’s the brightest bulb, but given that the whole page is written in something akin to ebonics and provides no particular reason to think this guy is any more or less an asshole than any other person, I can’t say that the writer is in any position to be talking. Of his assholery we can be fairly certain.

Overall it seems like a site by and for assholes. (And yes, I’m aware that by extension that’s calling some of the posters in this thread assholes, but sorry that’s just where the coin landed.)

Gah! His face looks like a fecal variant on the Marvel villain Red Skull.

:rolleyes:

Lighten the fuck up.

What happened to that dude’s face!? It looks like horribly botched botox or… something?

I’ve seen that there is a dark creme that washes off that bodybuilders use at competitions. They’ll slather it on and wash it off later. They looks too dark not to be using this creme.

Here’s a link describing why they use it.

Here’s the product.