Words or phrases that you hear a lot more in movies than the real world

Guy walks into a bar he’s not a regular at and says to the bartender who he doesn’t know “A beer.”

The bartender draws him a beer and never asks “What kind?” or even “Draft or bottle?” or anything else you’d think relevant. Same goes for whiskey. I’d like to see a movie or TV show where he does this and after the customer takes a swig the bartender says “That’ll be $28.50” because he gave him a specialty Norwegian beer only available in that one pub and kept in reserve or poured him a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue (or some other very high end whiskey).

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Now I’m pretty sure that “it’s quiet…too quiet” has been said to me personally far more often than it has ever been uttered in the movies.

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What about the variant

1: “Listen…”
2: “I don’t hear anything.”
1: “That’s what I’m talking about…”

Heh, anyone who has kids has said this at least a few times.

“Nobody puts baby in a corner” and all of it’s variations. It get’s used in movies all the time (as a joke clearly referencing Dirty Dancing) but I’m not sure I’ve heard it more then once or twice in real life.

That’s Big-boo-tay!!!

“You have the right to remain silent.”

“He’s standing behind me, isn’t he?”
“Follow that Car!”
“I’ve got some Good News; and some Bad News”
“You’re off the Case. Turn in your Badge.”

Had a prof do that to me once, actually. Was pretty intimidating for a college freshman.

“I lied, there is no Good News.”

Two more:

“Yes, anonymous stranger that I just met, I’d love to go somewhere and engage in anonymous sex with you.”

“Here’s the money I owe you.”

“Save yourself!”… in the movies…

“Help me, Help me!”…in real life…what a bunch of weiners…

We have to out run that magma!

Curses! Foiled Again!

Pretty much any evil laugh.

Are these quotes from the same movies?

I actually got to use that once! We were white water rafting, and a bump knocked me out of the raft. A friend caught my leg, but was going to be dragged into the water himself. We did the full “Go! Save yourself!” “We all go home, or no one goes home!” exchange before I kicked off into the water. He was courteous enough to scream “NOOOOOOOOOO!”

“I’m in!” said in a hacking context. If someone in real life did say that they are doing it ironically.

“I’m not a [type of bad guy] really, you can ask my parole officer if you don’t beleive me…just kidding it was a joke, lighten up.”

Reminds me of the scene in Office Space where they load the program they wrote onto the network and then mention that it wasn’t as dramatic as they thought it would be.

I act out a lot of these cliches with my kids:

“Hey, Sam…” Pause with hand on doorknob.
“Stay safe…” Open door, walk through door.
Then pause, look back over shoulder.
Real... safe…”

You’ve never had anyone say that to you? Or said it yourself?

Only when I’m obviously imitating a movie or TV show.