“She’s so calm and graceful!”
…said no one ever about Taomist.
Republican.
And for that matter,
Bigoted.
Myopic.
Moronic.
Bitchy.
Bald
Ugly
Beautiful
Graceful
Elegant
Rich
Selfish
Normal
Ordinary
Average
Predictable
Typical
Common
Combative
Intimidating
Racy
Manic
Bubbly
Effervescent
Cheerful
Quiet
Threadshitting or not, it just hit me that those four adjectives are what people most likely do use to decribe me.
You must be my evil twin.
Docile.
Passive-aggressive.
Shy.
Tall.
Flat-chested.
All the other things that people have told me I am, they’ve also told me the opposite. Shrug
I hate to break it you…
Punctual
Tall
Slender
Graceful
Illiterate
Sporty
Tidy
I thought having an online stalker would be flattering. Turns out not. I guess quality makes a difference.
Graceful.
Slow.
Uncaffeinated.
Patient, sober, timid, the kind of person who stands goddamn still on the escalator.
Gregarious, outgoing, talkative, hairless metrosexual.
I’d add “ugly”, but somebody did tell me once that I would make an ugly woman, so there you go.
How predictable 
Predicting things after they happen is weak. Really now, if you’re obsessed you should put more effort into it.