Ha! I remember when the GST was introduced, Codco’s Mary Walsh did a double-entendre-loaded torch song parody called “Tax Me.” (“Tax Me 'til I’m Sore.”)
The line that I recall most frequently is “Spread my moolah around your dissipating caucus.” Bwaha.
Cunctator.
I know it means “procrastinator,” but every time I see his name here I get a mental image of him sitting on his porch whittling an artificial vagina out of a spud.