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Thanks for that delightful mental image Sonia. I feel as though I need a shower now.
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Yeah, I know. I’m sorry. I like you and I was hoping that I’d never reveal my mental image of you, but somehow it slipped out. There’s something about these lighthearted threads that makes one throw discretion to the wind. Why not run my nom through an anagram generator and see if you can come up with something unflattering? Turn about and all.
When I was fifteen my parents got the roof and siding redone. It included “soffit and fascia” which me and my friends then adopted as a code term for “skanking” (or doing everything BUT) and used it for years.
It still makes me smile to this day.
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When I was fifteen my parents got the roof and siding redone. It included “soffit and fascia” which me and my friends then adopted as a code term for “skanking” (or doing everything BUT) and used it for years.
It still makes me smile to this day.
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So, which base is soffit and which is fascia?
pouch
sack
muff (I giggle when someone says earmuffs,yes I’m 12)
nuts
scrod
tuna (just sounds nasty to me)
[QUOTE=gigi]
The Onion had a list like this once, and my favorite was “titular archbishopric”.
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Top Words Causing Giggles Among Pre-Teens:
2% Parts
1% Slot
15% Ball-peen hammer
8% Mastication
7% Receptacle
16% Titular archbishopric
13% Pu-pu platter
5% Abreast
11% Lake Titicaca
12% Penal system
6% Opening
4% Moist
[From The Onion’s Dispatches from the Tenth Circle, 2003 Desktop Calendar]
[QUOTE=Phrontist]
Top Words Causing Giggles Among Pre-Teens:
2% Parts
1% Slot
15% Ball-peen hammer
8% Mastication
7% Receptacle
16% Titular archbishopric
13% Pu-pu platter
5% Abreast
11% Lake Titicaca
12% Penal system
6% Opening
4% Moist
[From The Onion’s Dispatches from the Tenth Circle, 2003 Desktop Calendar]
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Ah, yes.* Slot.* That is one nasty sounding word.
~Tasha
Maybe I am missing the OP, but “creampie” makes me giggle like a schoolgirl.
Flogged
countrified
rigid
Sgt Schwartz
Studs & dwangs! (think wall construction)
And there’s always master debaters and cunning linguists.
i did a picture round trivia category once which was matching pictures of certain innocuous things with their names:
ballcock coupling
boobie
bunghole
dongle
four-way nut wrench
snatchblock
shuttlecock
puckfist
screwjack
petcock
muff
dickie seat
cockaleekie soup
I personally find the word “moist” rather icky.
Snake farm.
From Ray Wylie Hubbard’s song of the same title:
Snake Farm – it just sounds nasty
Snake Farm – well it pretty much is
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[QUOTE=Sonia Montdore]
So, which base is soffit and which is fascia?
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Hmmm never thought of it in terms of 1st base, 2nd base. I’ll let you decide on that one. It was always more of a cumulative thing.
Co -worker yesterday said he would take me to the gym for a boxing workout but he didn’t like other people using his “bag gloves”. I said I didnt want to touch his bag with or without his gloves, and especially didnt want to touch the gloves he uses for touching his bag.
The town of Scotrun, PA, which has an exit along I-80 and which, when driving by at speeds of 65mph or better, looks a whole lot like Scrotum.
sibilance
argent
(name) Wang
yari (explanation: yaru means “to do,” in Japanese, also used colloquially like the equivalent in English when applied to a person. A form of the verb is used like a noun/adjective in compounds. The pure noun, yari, means spear, which is also more than vaguely sexual. I find it pretty amusing during martial arts classes when sensei will say something that translates as, “When your partner thrusts with his spear . . .”)
[QUOTE=Girl From Mars]
Wet riser. I see this sign inside buildings, no idea what it is!
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I believe it’s a pipeline used for firefighting that’s kept full of water - as opposed to dry standpipes which are also pipelines dedicated for firefighting, but which need to be filled up first.
And it doesn’t take a whole lot of dirty mind to picture what those firefighters could be doing with their pressurized hoses if they weren’t trying to put out the fire.
Spoof.
And erection.
Just watching the cricket… strokeplay
throb
crotch
Lubricate
tongue-and-groove