Words that sound dirty but aren't

Pedagogue

Did the class make you a cunning linguist?

Also…

dictum
jaguar
titmouse
Shiite

Philately

Philtrum.

Cupola.

Can’t believe nobody’s done this one:

From the Frantics - I’m getting urges in my areas

And to match with fachverwirrt’s, coplula

How did we miss

Matriculate

and

hoarfrost?

We didn’t. :wink:

Okay, technically it’s “hoary” instead of “hoarfrost,” but same dif.

Hmmm… I should rethink using my “find” feature on Firefox… because it said it couldn’t find any occurances of them!

And I did see “hoary”… but I thought “hoarfrost” deserved mention. Sounds like an icy slut…

Chrism.

I think we should define it as when some bimbo at a bar gives you the cold shoulder.

Spatchcock

Necromancer

Headman

“And now the Bulgarian contender, the favourite for the women’s clean and jerk. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.”

Nothing is worse than a soiled dickey just before the prom.

dickey;dickie;dicky

People can’t seem to agree on how this word should be spelled OR what it means, but any way you slice it, it sounds filthy, which brings to mind…

dinghy

As in: He bought a yacht to compensate for his small dinghy.

Ahh this thread really brings back memories of prepubescent humor…

Well, this thread made me register, too. How about:

F-hole

It’s the curving hole on a string instrument such as a violin. We wanted to rename our band The F-Holes, but we don’t think we would get much work, so we use it as a family name. I’m Lucky F-hole, and my brothers are Harry and Stretch. We also have Randy and Rosy.

I think I’ll try that one out…

While we’re on the subject: G-string.

Caulk.

And of course, a link to the SNL skit. Page Not Found