Why is it you rarely see women do shit like this?
In my considered opinion, the best kind of ants to apply to one’s genitals is no ants. However, if one were considering to put fire ants down one’s underpants, it might be a good idea to put sometawny crazy antsdown there first. They have a natural antidote to fire ant venom.
The casts are quite attractive. For your viewing pleasure, here’s the process.
I’ve been stung by fire ants, bullhorn acacia ants, army ants, and bullet ants. Bullet ants are by far the worst.
The star of the video, if he is indeed an aspiring stuntman, seems to be Unclear on the Concept. The whole idea of being a stunt man is to appear to do some dangerous and painful thing, but not actually get hurt in the process. Just doing some dangerous and painful thing for real just means you’re an idiot.
When I Win the Lottery I’m gonna buy one of those casts!
Though it’s interesting to think that, at one time, aluminum was a precious metal. Now it’s just being used for the jollies of killin’ ants.
Because statistically speaking they get paid less.
Those big bucks don’t come without a price ya know.
That’s right! And no termites. No scorpions. No killer snakes. And no fucking palm trees that drop coconuts on your genitals.
I feel badly for that gentleman. I’m sure that’s gotta hurt worse than Super Hot Thai food the next morning.
Yes,** Jackmanii**, it’s the fire ant sting that causes the pain and pustules. To add, ants are hymenopterans, as are bees and wasps. I guess it’s worth adding that all hymenopteran stings are administered by females, as the males have no stingers.
Never put your cousin’s Aunt on your genitals.
Then again, he probably had Super Hot Thai food before the stunt too.
I don’t know anything about Thai Culture, did he say “Here hold my beer.” before doing this?
Did they have to do a penectomy?
So we should be seeing Steve-O and Johnny Knoxville joining in any time now.
Yeah, let’s see the little fuckers evolve to survive that.
Though if they do, I fully support manned missions to Mars. I’m not sticking around to see what they do next. :eek:
They’re not trying to impress women…
So you’re saying I should put a pink panther in my unders instead? 
We’re in the age of Enlightenment. Finding a better use for our resources is a good thing.
Cast #072 looks like a Christmas Tree. (An Aluminum Christmas Tree!)
An Aluminum Christmas Tree…of Pain!
Speckled in rotting ant.
This should be put in the headstones of nearly every Darwin award winner.
There’s a type of Phorid fly that kills Fire ants by laying eggs in their thorax, the larva then eats the ant alive from the inside, finally causing the ant’s head to fall off. *This should happen to every fire ant Solenopsis invicta aka RIFA in the USA.
*:mad: