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rabid geese
good riddance
fishing hooks
splintered
sticking out of his anus
carmina burana
captured on film
puss filled cyst
herbie went bananas
scraped
from a poem written by keeanu reeves
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lotion
compromising position
“… before the cops got him.”
“After long suffering …” :eek:
nice guy
explosive diarrhea
oops
Cher
Barney
Power Ranger (or anyting-ranger, for that matter)
“… fell off the curb …”
shotgun
redneck
four-wheelin’
tuba fower (say it out-loud and say it fast … hick-speak for 2x4)
steamroller
NASCAR
“… hit by a performer at the airshow …”
streaking
Autocoprophiliac.
brown shirt
hemmoragic fever
colonic irrigation
" … identified by his dental records…"
salmon mousse
burned to a crisp
dung beetles
banjo accident
“… 150 feet of smoking wreckage…”
Anything in l33t5p3@k.
2003
OOGY SHOOGY MOOBY!
“Julia Roberts”
“Half-eaten carcass”
“mangled”
“contorted”
“He never scored.”
“tragic laundry basket incident”
… frequent customer points with Heidi Fleiss and company …
… innumerable inflatable love dolls…
… Barry Manilow Fan Club President …
… uncontrollable flatulence …
… tragic croquet riot …
… Badminton Hall of Fame …
… ever-present Viagra bottle …
… world’s largest Liberace CD collection …
… tragic Chia Pet™ accident …
… always confounded by the Clapper™ …
… owned Arena Football Season Tickets …
… the living room was a shrine to Tyne Daly …
… restraining orders issued by Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow …
… succeeded in developing the artificial appendix …
… involuntary celibacy …
… World Wrestling fanatic !!! …
“Failed to achieve his plan for immortality.”
nice-guy
sweet
microsoft
Zip-21
dangling
childless
divorced
spiders
scars
teeth
psorosis
John Doe
loved by all
Giant
Choked to death during auto-fellatio
botched alien anal probe
gee,his pets didn’t leave much…
chipper shredder
Some might consider that an honorable death.