Words you don't want to appear in your eulogy

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rabid geese
good riddance
fishing hooks
splintered
sticking out of his anus
carmina burana
captured on film
puss filled cyst
herbie went bananas
scraped
from a poem written by keeanu reeves
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lotion
compromising position
“… before the cops got him.”
“After long suffering …” :eek:
nice guy
explosive diarrhea
oops
Cher
Barney
Power Ranger (or anyting-ranger, for that matter)
“… fell off the curb …”
shotgun
redneck
four-wheelin’
tuba fower (say it out-loud and say it fast … hick-speak for 2x4)
steamroller
NASCAR
“… hit by a performer at the airshow …”
streaking

Autocoprophiliac.

brown shirt
hemmoragic fever
colonic irrigation
" … identified by his dental records…"
salmon mousse
burned to a crisp
dung beetles
banjo accident
“… 150 feet of smoking wreckage…”

Anything in l33t5p3@k.

2003

OOGY SHOOGY MOOBY!

“Julia Roberts”
“Half-eaten carcass”
“mangled”
“contorted”
“He never scored.”

“tragic laundry basket incident”

… frequent customer points with Heidi Fleiss and company …

… innumerable inflatable love dolls…

… Barry Manilow Fan Club President …

… uncontrollable flatulence …

… tragic croquet riot …

… Badminton Hall of Fame …

… ever-present Viagra bottle …

… world’s largest Liberace CD collection …

… tragic Chia Pet™ accident …

always confounded by the Clapper™ …

… owned Arena Football Season Tickets …

… the living room was a shrine to Tyne Daly …

… restraining orders issued by Sandra Bullock, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow …

… succeeded in developing the artificial appendix …

… involuntary celibacy …

… World Wrestling fanatic !!! …

“Failed to achieve his plan for immortality.”

nice-guy
sweet
microsoft
Zip-21
dangling
childless
divorced
spiders
scars
teeth
psorosis
John Doe
loved by all
Giant

Choked to death during auto-fellatio
botched alien anal probe
gee,his pets didn’t leave much…

chipper shredder

Some might consider that an honorable death.