Work of art that's gotten you laid the most.

My husband made a special playlist for our last vacation called “Music to get her to fuck” - it included Rammstein, NIN and Metallica.

It worked.

The '69 Corvette.

Goya… it works *every time!*™

[QUOTE=Evil Captor
When I was a young man, there was the one-two punch of “Love the One You’re With,” followed by “Our House,” both by Crosby, Stills and Nash. Or Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. Whatever. If you couldn’t nail her with that combo, you prolly weren’t gonna nail her.[/QUOTE]

Seriously? Because every girl I was friends with in high school thought “Love the One You’re With” was a little insulting. Guess we hung out with a whole different kind of people, huh? Are we really that old? :stuck_out_tongue:

I was making out with a girl once, and she had some music on (her roommate’s I think) playing randomly. She was cute and sweet and thing were going fine, and then a NIN album came on, and all of a sudden, she turned into this rather amazing she-demon. It was awesome.

I’ve never liked their music, but whenever I hear them, I always think of that night.

Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On” was like a lucky charm for me back in the day.

I used to share a house with a girl who had “When Doves Cry” by Prince recorded on both sides of a C-90 cassette and she would play it continuously while we expressed our love physically. She would stop, mid whatever we were doing, to turn the tape over after each 45 minutes. Animals strike curious poses, indeed.

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Does WASP’s Animal (Fuck like a Beast) count? I had a very strange ex.

I’ve seen that phenomenon in dance clubs. Play NIN’s “Closer” and I guarantee that every girl on the floor, no matter how innocent-looking, quiet or sweet she may seem, will start bumping and grinding the air and those around her like she’s possessed. That song has amazing powers.

I know I was beat to the punch but…

When we felt kinky, Heironymous Bosch’s “Garden of Earthly Delight”

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/bosch/delight/

What is this “getting laid” of which you speak?

These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.

Regrettably, nothing’s working right now, but I’m bookmarking the thread just in case.

Two words: Leonard Cohen.

Also, when I first started dating Mr. Lucky, I found Maxwell’s Urban Hang Suite usually did the trick.

Try the Bee Gee’s Still Waters album.

Xena Warrior Princess. You don’t wanna know. Except maybe you do.