Inspired by the phone sex lady and EvilGhandi’s unfortunate accident:
Hear about the guy who worked in the eyeglass factory? Got caught in the lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself.
Hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work?
Hear about the fella at the candy factory who fell into the vat of bubble gum? His boss came down and chewed him out.
Others?
What about work related miracles? Remember the blind carpenter who picked up a hammer and saw?
I burnt my hand on some french vanilla coffe this morning, does that count?
*DarkDragon: I burnt my hand on some french vanilla coffe this morning, does that count? *
I don’t get it. 
I was a supervisor on a clothing packaging line. One woman was getting upset because the garments were snagging on something and getting tangled together. I told her not to get her panties in a bunch.
Bah dum dum.
The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here.
I heard about the constipated mathematician, I guess he worked it out with a pencil…
oooo, that’s bad