It’s a glorious day in Ireland today ( a rarity indeed ) , it’s a Bank Holiday and I’m not hung over ( a rarity for a Monday aswell ) . So why am I in the Pit I hear you ask ? I’m fucking working , that’s why , and it isn’t normal work . My plant has a shut down tonight and I have to stay here to hand over the production floor to the poor sap whose in tonight . All I’ve being doing all day is giving people the day off coz their not needed . “Woohoo” they say , " I can get in a round off golf now" and numerous other things that are way more enjoyable sitting in a near empty building looking out at the sun . For the next 6hours I’m going to be a cranky bastard and I don’t give a fuck if that does piss people off . I just want to sit here and feel sorry for myself . Fuckity fuck fuck fuck .
Hmmmmm maybe I wont let anybody else off . Naaa I’m a bollox but that’s going to far.
Anybody got any suggestions how I can fill up my day other that take it out on the pother poor fuckers who are stuck here with me ?
Better today? I ken a bit how you feel – me better half is taking two days off this week to play golf, and I’ll be working.
By the way, what’s an Irishman doing with a nick like “yojimbo”? Sounds like Japanese fast food, on a stick.
There’s such a thing as going too far to avoid stereotypes and cliches, you know. 
You guys say that in ireland too?
Howya Jimbo!! I had the misfortune to be working on BOTH the bank holidays… so I know how you feel, I just looked evil at everyone who wasnt working for the rest of the week, that stopped them…
Ceard a ta tu ins chonai?
Baile Atha Baile . So I’m crap at my native language ( the shame ).
Oh and AuntiPam it’s the title of a Japanesse film I really like . It think it means “bodyguard”.
Bhaile Atha Cliath . I must remember not to post drunk.
I’m from Dublin as well (Northside) How about you?