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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Yet another Simpsons thread, won’t it be fun? I was trying to think last night of all the different jobs we’ve seen various members of the family hold. So far I’ve come up with:

Maggie: Fish gutter, TV star

Lisa: Baby sitter, screenwriter, financial consultant, fish gutter, President of the United States, TV star

Marge: Homemaker (even though since she doesn’t get paid it’s not a real job), police officer, pretzel wagon proprietress, fish gutter, TV star

Bart: Hall monitor, screenwriter, Mafia bartender, comic book store manager, courior, treehouse casino manager, construction/demolition worker, Chief Justice of the United States, fish gutter, TV star

Homer: Technical supervisor, safety officer, union head, personal assistant to Montgomery Burns, baseball mascot (Dancin’ Homer), Mid-management person for supervillain, Kwik-e-Mart counterman, Gulp-N-Blow worker, astronaut, recording artist, pin monkey at Barney’s Bowl-a-rama, snowplow driver, fish gutter, TV star, TV producer/writer/director, automobile designer, elephant ride proprietor, food critic, mayor, sanitation commissioner

No doubt there are others, especially for Homer. Help me fill in the blanks?

In thinking of these jobs, I tried to include anything that somebody might actually get paid for doing. I included “future” jobs but didn’t list anything that might have come from “Treehouse of Horror” episodes.

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Bart worked at the whorehouse too, he had lots of duties there. And owned an obsolete factory, factory manager??

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Homer and Bart were carnival workers, and Homer also worked on a movie with Mel Gibson, and as an assistant for Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

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Alec Baldwin: And this time…it’s personal…well it is!..HE’S GOT OUR UNDERPANTS

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Ron Howard: Homer, we’re out of vodka!
Homer was also a college student.

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Homer and Abe spent some quality time on the road together as snakeoil/magic tonic salemen.

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Oh right. And marge worked there too, to pay off the damages she caused with the bulldozer.

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Bart was also doorman for a “house of ill repute” after breaking one of their gargoyles i believe.

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Wasn’t Bart a personal assistant to Crusty the Clown for a while?

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Homer also sold sugar, worked as a farmer and ran a stand selling tomato/tobacco hybrids, ran a day-care center, and became a baby safety contractor.

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And was also a blackjack dealer, a voice actor (Poochie), a freak show exhibit, and a trucker. He also worked with the FBI. Marge also worked as the Listen Lady, but as a volunteer.

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Marge was a real estate agent in one episode. If I remember right she sold Ned Flanders a haunted house.

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Don’t for get Homer’s telemarketing scam.

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Bart also worked for the Springfield Mafia.

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[stupid nitpick] Burlesque House. [/stupid nitpick]
…
What? What???

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Marge was a slot-jockey. :slight_smile:

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Homer was also a teacher. I’m not sure exactly what he was supposed to teach, but he spilled all of his and marge’s love secrets.

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Homer was supposed to teach how to build a successful marriage.

Lisa: Are you going to work from a standardized text, or are you using the Socratic method of classroom participation.

Homer: Yes, honey, daddy’s a teacher.

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Homer was a boxer. That episode was on today.

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“Bang Bang” Bart, he was a stripper, when maggie became when lisa became president.