We are out of coffee at work. We are also out of salt. I bring my fancy pants coffee from home and I don’t use salt on my already over salted frozen lunches. I’m not going to replace either of those. Shredder guy can just whine, he’s the only other person there.
Serious work rant now. I am not allowed to leave the warehouse unattended, but shredder guy can’t do such things as write down messages. Don’t answer the phone, you idiot, just let it go to voicemail. It really makes me want to do the headdesk thing when shredder guy tells me that someone called and he doesn’t remember who it was or what department. STOP anwering the phone!!!
Now I have to stay at my desk for lunch. Getting out of the warehouse for half an hour was the only thing that has kept me from killing shredder guy.
When you folks read about someone getting shoved into an industrial shredder feet first, please don’t tell them about this post.