We all tend to forget about what whimpy house critters used to do. I was amazed that the lady was willing to let her beloved pets take on the RatKing. From what I heard, the blood on their muzzles was not theirs.
That’s because you aren’t living it!!! I’ve done good faith records management, its not my fault that the boxes are now toxic waste. I still cry over them…my precious boxes, I can’t protect them
Those dogs are now heros in my little world. I didn’t know that house ratdogs would know how to shake a rat and break its neck. They are also well respected in the workplace. There is lots of bragging happening…did you know that ratdogs can jump to crotch level and bite? There are a lot of guys who would rather fight a bear off with their bare hands than have one of those rathell hounds leap at them.
Welcome back! I’ve had to deal with no internet in the past and it sucks. So, should I put up a poster at the local college that says something like “Adventure, fame and maybe some gold covered chocolate to deal with the RatKing. Bring your own weapons!”
I told Lucky that you called him a whimpy house cat and he got so offended that he tore up the scratching post. It was very scary. It might have been more scary if he had front claws…but I hope you got the idea!!!
Now, where is the fun in that?
This is a government project, common sense doesn’t apply. The storage place is next to a wash. There might be an endangered mouse or moth or somthing. I saw a rattlesnake the last time I was there. A big fat one who was so stuffed that I had to get out of my van and swing a stick at it. Gogogo, you stupid snake, I need to park here!!!
Well, your best bet is to advertise at the local game store. Usually these stores sell comic books, too. You will know that you’ve hit the right store if you find it selling lots of oddly shaped die, and also metal miniatures.
Just leave out a large jar of PB with a note on it that says “Please Do Not Use Unless You Are Po” with one very short butter knife or baby-feeding spoon, either one real silver, stuck in it.
I think I saw on some nature show that mongeese don’t do well with rattlers. Rattlers are apparently faster than the mongoose’s natural prey, or something like that.
HEY!! I’ll have you know that I am very much female, and so is my daughter, and we both frequent these shops. And I do see other females in the shops, too.