Those wacky Finnish. What will they come up with next?
Australian Zac ‘Mr Magnet’ Monro, wins back-to-back Air Guitar World Champions titles
With video. 
Errrr, whoops. Mr Monro is English. My apologies to any offended or disappointed Aussies out there. 
Yes there are plenty of disappointed Aussies as Dave “Super Dave” Williams failed to place. Luckily he has landed an advertising deal and will soon be on television. Air guitar has always been big in Australia.
And how do you Aussies feel knowing that a New Zealander got second place? And according to Reuters (link will probably not be valid for long) it was a newbie air guitarist?
That’s adding insult to injury! 
Umm… Arnold… the Z’lander tied for second with our very own Andrew “Air Raid” Buckles.
I can take second best when it comes to air guitar but come Sunday I’ll only be satisfied with 1st.
Careful with that air-axe, eunoia…
This guy was World Champion two years in a row???
No wonder the world’s such a shitty place.
I thought my air guitar days were over, but clearly I’ve still got a shot at a World Championship in 2003. Too bad he’s not coming back to defend, I’d have cut his head clean off.
PROPOSED TRAINING REGIMEN
Week one: Air organ to The The’s Perfect every second day. (Hey, I’m outta shape, sue me.)
Week two: Air organ to The Stranglers’ Hanging Around every day.
Week three: Air xylophone to Violent Femmes Gone Daddy Gone twice a day.
Wait a minute…what am I doing giving away my secret training?
In any case, you get the idea…by week twenty I’m skipping rope to the beat of a four-hour loop of AC/DC’s Whole Lotta Rosie with a lit spliff in my mouth. By week twenty-five I’m popping a handstand and playing Metallica’s Seek and Destroy with my toes while simultaneously tapping out the drums to Rush’s La Villa Strangiato.
Of course, it’s all in good fun, I’m just doing it to make the world a better place.
eunoia, you could have at least mentioned the part where you practice your thrashing to SLAYER’s Hell Awaits for 72 hours straight after smoking an ounce and a half of crack…it is your post “666” after all!