So, I actually watched the World Series last night and enjoyed it. It was a great game (but I did have to switch to the Cartoon Network for Home Movies, which was a fantastic episode. They just keep getting better and better! I was disappointed that there was no Water and Perry appearance, though.)
Questions about the game last night:
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Why was everybody banging large red dildos together? Isn’t it a really bad idea to get several thousand drunk Americans together and give them each a pair of clubs?
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What’s with the monkeys? There were monkeys everywhere, and I’m not talking about the hairless variety on the field. What’s with the stuffed monkey fetish? I even saw one guy who had a pair of monkeys wrapped around his dildos.
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What was the crap on the batting helmets? It looked like brownish-black goop. One Angels player had so much of it on his helmet that it looked partially melted.
Thanks in advance to those more in the know about major league baseball than I.