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What’s funnier?
“My dog has no nose.”
“How does he smell?”
“Awful!”
It’s funnier in German.
Too-shay!
The joke that won the WFAN $66,000 contest:
A guy who is desperate for work applies for a job as a school bus driver. He gets it, and the supervisor tells him: I’ve got to warn you, everyone wo has had this job has quit after the first day. You only have to make three stops and pick up four kids. That’s your bus, the one with the Sesame Street characters on it.
He goes to the first stop and two very fat girls get on. The first one says “My name’s Patty.” The second one says “My name’s Patty, two.”
At the second stop, a ver weird looking kid gets on and says “My name’s Ross and I’m so special the kids call me Special Ross.”
At the third stop, a little black kid get gets on and says Whoo, whassup? My name is Lester G."
The driver drives on and starts to notice a sickening smell. He looks in the rear view mirror, and sees that Lester G has taken off a shoe and sock and is picking at a hugh bunion on his foot.
The bus drive speeds to the school, drops the kids off, and speeds back to the garage. He finds the supervisor and screams “I QUIT!”
“You quit? Why?”
"WHY? WHY? I’ll tell you why.
You’ve got me driving two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester G picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"
Guess what? Chicken butt!
This one always makes me laugh. But I’m kinda easy that way.
“Hey, old man! Have you lived here all your life?”
“No. Not yet.”
I’m pretty sure there’s some web searching going on to try to find a really good one. This site ( http://www.bluedonut.com/jokes.htm ) has a bunch of lame ones, but I really couldn’t resist laughing at this one:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
The version I heard was slightly different:
Quercus, I think I heard a similar version to yours which is why I thought this version was funnier.
Could just be taste, I guess. 
I was thinky of Monty Python’s “Funniest Joke in the World” sketch. Which is funnier.
Anyway,
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
Is that all you do? Bird imitations?
Cite. (WARNING/ACHTUNG: Do not read this cite if you are World War II German soldier.)
Countercite. 
(WARNING/ACHTUNG: Do not read this cite if you are a Korean War American Army surgeon.)
Thanks – I don’t remember seeing that episode.
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.
“Who is it?” a passenger asks the captain.
“I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts.”
A woman completes her grocery shopping and proceeds to the checkout.
On the belt she places a small can of tuna, a half-dozen carton of eggs, and a quart of milk.
The clerk says to her, “I’ll bet you’re single, right?”
The woman smiles at him and says, “How’d you know?”
The clerk says, “’Cause goddam, you is ugly.”
I thought it was pretty well known, but I guess that 30 years after the fact it may have worked its way out of cultural awareness.
Sorry for being dense, but I don’t get it.
Edit: Aha! Not so dense. Just got it. Now I’m hungry 