The barmat shooter:
At the end of an evening, take one barmat, and wring it out over a glass.
Two that I have seen:
Dewar’s and grapefruit juice. Ugh.
The “whigila”: whiskey, gin, and tequila.
You may go barf now.
Similarly not recommended, but if you replace the Pedialyte with Delsym, you might have a reason to drink that horrible-sounding concoction. I have heard…that’s it…heard that Delsym isn’t bad in small doses when added to a screwdriver…
This is the last time I’ll post this, I promise, but my standard entry for this is the Death Ray:
1 part OJ
1 part Mountain Dew
1 part Bombay Sapphire
Only recommended if you need caffiene, want to get buzzed really quick, and don’t have the fortitude to chug down straight liquor. The nastiness of the Dew and OJ combo will almost mask the strength of the drink.
On the plus side, it looks like a Death Ray: deep yellow that nearly shines through the glass. And if you serve it in a martini glass or with no alcohol it can be a 1920’s style death ray 
A tootsie roll: one part Kahlua, one part orange juice. The first sip tastes just like a tootsie roll. The sugar in subsequent sips will then overpower you until you want to die.
Man, red beer is a staple of the old guys (and gals) who start their mornings off at the bar. Usually just plain tomato juice, but V8 will work in a pinch (and yes, I’ve had V8 powered red beer, but I don’t start my day off at the bar).
I really like this list, because most of them seem like drinks that maybe someone would like! I was hoping I wouldn’t see the thread filled with ones that are designed to be undrinkable.
For the most barebones one, I’d suggest one I’ve made for someone. It’s probably not gross at all. But a simple mix of sparkling water and vodka with a bit of lemon juice. Seems boring, but would get you drunk quickly. Sounds okay though…
Actually, vodka, club soda, and lemon is one of my fav mixed drinks, usually ordered at weddings, or other similar parties. 
You must be joking right? Is this why she’d dead now? Wikipedia says that it consists of “Liquid Hydrocarbons and Amonia” Although alcohol is a liquid hydrocarbon, so are loads of other nasty things.
And the worst thing I’ve ever tried? God this is so nasty…
I once tried mixing Jaegermeister and Coffee. It’s really really awful. Don’t try it please.
I also tried to make a dirty martini once with sweet vermouth. The sweet, sour was repulsive, not to mention there was no vodka in it. Yes…I had no clue.
This one is sometimes completely awful, and sometimes (so I’m told) pretty good. In Quebec, the state-run lotto is called the 649.
The 649:
1 part from the 6th bottle on the top shelf
1 part from the 4th bottle on the middle shelf
1 part from the 9th bottle on the bottom shelf.
According to Lewis Black, that’s how they get Jagermeister. 
In fact, anything involving Jager belongs in this thread!
Not very adventurous myself, drink-wise, though I have tried the beer-and-tomato-juice combo. Very popular among the older crowd in your less-fancy establishments here in Vegas–it tastes like ass.
My first post was a vintage mining camp concoction, I’ve never had the pleasure of drinking anything with boot polish in it. The worst thing I’ve ever personally drank wasn’t a cocktail per se, I was doing shots of Jager and chasing them with glasses of pink champagne. Bad choice.
Gagging over the Jag & Pink champagne…worse had to be the next day hangover???
Jag’s not one of my fav’s, but actually did have a halfway decent shooter made w/ it…called “Surfer’s on Acid”…jag, coconut rum, and pineapple juice.
Sloe gin, Southern Comfort, orange juice and vodka, splash of Galliano:
Sloe comfortable screw up against the wall.
In this same vein: 151 proof rum, chased with 100 proof vodka, chased with cheap whiskey, chased with a glass of wine, chased with a can of Bud.
My entry for worst cocktail? Amaretto & Gin. 1 shot amaretto, 2 shots gin. Not bad for it’s taste, surprisingly, but bad for how drunk you can get off it. Because you don’t realize that one of them is the equals three shots of 72 proof liquor.
A drink me and my friends made up a long, long time ago.
Hawaiian Quinceanera
Hawaiian Punch
Beefeater’s Gin
Mix in equal parts into large plastic tumbler. Barf.
I was on a Grand Canyon rafting trip a few years back, and we made bluedrivers with vodka and the juice from cans of blueberries. They weren’t awful, especially after when the alternative was cheap beer and it was too early in the evening for straight shots…
Most of these sounds downright disgusting. I was going to add anything involving Jager, but someone already beat me to it. I will volunteer any of the “Old Man” drinks, which inlcudes but is not limted to the following: american highball, harvey wallbanger, rob roy, godfather, the manhattan, rust nail, black russian, that’s all I can think about now.
Oh and ouzo = gasoline!
Does adding Crystal Light to anything EVER help?
Dude, that is so fuckin’ foul!
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Can the above work as a puking smilie?!