1 part kraut juice
1 part pretty much anything
Serve over rocks in tall glass. Taste. Make face. Pour rest down sink.
Then you, sir, are an OLD MAN! :dubious: Don’t deny it. I saw you shuffling in here in your greasy blue single breasted raincoat and your stingy-brim felt hat.
(How come no matter how unsteadily you guys shuffle, the hat always stays perfectly level? Do you learn that at old school?)