I’ve long decided that my mythical band’s name would be Special Guest. I don’t know if that would qualify as good-bad or bad-good or whatever. Mostly I’d be happy for the confusion that would hopefully result.
The Who?
please evacuate the area
Yes
The Band
I know a ceilidh band called “the night before”.
Under New Management
If you really want to lose money: SINGING FROG!
AAUGH! Look out behind you!
No idea
NEEDLE EXCHANGE CLINIC
(Actually, now that I think about it, that sounds like a cool band name!)
This is for the Byrds.
STD CLINIC
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING
Or, to go another direction:
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND CONCERT
AMATEUR HOUR
HIGH SCHOOL TALENT SHOW
Not if there are Stray Cats around.
Three Dog Night
Sketch comedy clip about bad marquee names.
BED BUG FUMIGATION
ASBESTOS REMOVAL
CARROT TOP
– edited to add this lower-case text in order to have text in all caps
…
OUT OF BUSINESS
VISIT US AT OUR NEW LOCATION, 2 MILES SOUTH
…and the most effective:
CHARLIE SHEEN TONIGHT
Would Charlie Sheen, Carrot Top, and the Dave Matthews Band bring in 3 times the audience, or one third?
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