This is the FAMILY FRIENDLY version!
What band names would mean your fledgling band wouldn’t get bookings from bar and club owners because of confusion and chaos? These names wouldn’t bring in the right business:
Free Beer
Live Nude Dancers
Free Admission
TBA
Special Guest
One Night Only
Closed Tonight
Free Dirt
Nail Salon
Barenaked Ladies begs to differ.
Closed For Repairs
Guaranteed Sexual Assault
Laurence Welk Tribute Band
Police Raid In Progress
This Is A Robbery
Oh My God, Fire
The Milli Vanilli Cover Band
Temperance League Ballerinas
Say No To Demon Rum
The Prohibitionists
I thought about naming my band Various Artists, but instead decided on an equally career-killing name that has nothing to do with the music.
Sexually Transmitted Diseases
I was going to suggest “Airborn Pathogen,” but that would actually be kind of a cool name.
“Jack Bauer’s In The Building” might scare off some folks, though.
Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.
Closed for Renovations
Under Construction
Check Here in Two Weeks!
Condemned
Quarantined
Pardon Our Dust
Department of Fish and Game
Stock Portfolio Seminar
Time Share Opportunities
I would totally go see that band. They sound edgy.
But on the sign above the marquee, it would be confusing, it must be granted.
Revolting Cocks
Butthole Surfers
Anal Cunt
The Airborne Toxic Event is playing a free concert in Culver City tomorrow night.
I nominate Peaches and Herb. They sound like a dessert special.
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