Just make the sequal to Super Mario Brothers, keep Bob Hoskins, add elements from the film fast and furious and calll it Super Mario Carts.
My Dinner With Andre starring Keanu Reeves and Pauly Shore. C3PO could be the waiter.
The Thin Man movies, with Tom Green as Nick Charles, Mariah Carey as Nora Charles, and Bobcat Goldthwait voicing a computer-animated Asta.
The Magnificent Seven Redux, starring Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey, Jim Carrey … and …
wait for it …
wait for it …
Jim Carrey!
Deliverance starring the cast of Everybody Loves Raymond with Sir Peter O’Toole, Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Anthony Hopkins as the hillbillies.
How about The Passion of the Christ…starring Russel Crowe! They come to arrest him and he beats them all up. Then he travels around with his best friend Tugger shouting “OH MY GOD IT’S JESUS CHRIST!” before beating the crap out of innocent people.
I’d watch that.