‘Drop Kick me, Jesus’ by Bobby Bare. A sample of the lyrics for those that never had the pleasure.
"Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe."
By the by, Lydia the Tattooed Lady should never be sung by any other than Groucho Marx. Hmmph.
T (Who still cracks up at the 1st song)