O’Brien and Bashir, in the holosuite
Crusher and Troi, their legs stretched wide.
Homer and the crab juice, thirsting mightily.
Kirk with his shirt ripped, undefeatable.
Unless he’s fighting Spock on Vulcan. “Tri-ox compound,” indeed.
He NEVER had a chance fighting Spock. I don’t know what the hell he was thinking. He’d already tussled with Spock at least once and possibly twice (I don’t recall whether “Amok Time” comes before “This Side of Paradise,” but “The Naked Time” certaily does) and been effortlessly outclassed both times.
He and McCoy thought Spock was debilitated from Pon Farr. Throwing soup around tires a guy out.
Kirk’s clenched double fists, he punches guts,
Kirk, crushing Khan’s kidney, with a control rod.
LaForge started out as an LT (jr grade), but he did get promoted an awful lot.
…and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Kirk and Kang at Engineering laugh after slaughter
Admirals with goats, LaForge has photos.
On second thought - this should really just be -
“Kirk and Kang In Engineering”
- if we’re trying to follow the gist of the show - that the allegory itself was enough to convey the whole story to someone familiar with them - too many words and you’re giving away too much.
“Kirk and Spock at PonFarr” -
Bart, his shorts eaten.
A meme, beaten like a dead horse.
Spock and McCoy, fal tor pan.
Spock and McCoy, Fat Al Porn.
Fonzie, on water skis.
Hitler in his bunker, raging humorously.
XBox Live and Hitler, parting ways.