Would any of you Straight Dope Ladies fuck Hannibal Lector?

Finished reading the book last night, and I’m curious if you women would. The book got a little far-fetched near the end.

Could one of the Mods add a “spoiler” to the title of this thread?

Do any of you Straight Dope ladies think this thread is even worth reading?

Monsterman mofo…sheesh, I’m asking a legit question here. I want to here the straight dope on this.

Don’t you have anything better to do with your life concrete/jebus/whatever?

I really don’t JavaMaven. Sorry babe.

Why do you need to know that? You considering a change of career?