I bet if we really applied ourselves, we could get Alton Brown to make an appearance. Or Wil Wheaton. They seem like Doper-types.
Your uncle sounds riveting! NOT!
I’d have hit on Isis too, tho…
Aw shucks. I was hoping your uncle was cutie-pie Nicholas Hammond, of Spiderman! fame*. Those silly, ropy webs…
*He also played Friedrich Von Trapp in The Sound of Music. You know he would have some entertaining stories!
Impressive! … but I was hoping for The Greatest American Hero!
(All I need is an FBI agent friend, a hot girlfriend, and an advanced suit from aliens, and it would be my life story. I’m a curly haired teacher… )