Would it be possible to get a celebrity to come and make at least one post.

I bet if we really applied ourselves, we could get Alton Brown to make an appearance. Or Wil Wheaton. They seem like Doper-types.

Your uncle sounds riveting! NOT!

I’d have hit on Isis too, tho…

Aw shucks. I was hoping your uncle was cutie-pie Nicholas Hammond, of Spiderman! fame*. Those silly, ropy webs… :smiley:
*He also played Friedrich Von Trapp in The Sound of Music. You know he would have some entertaining stories!

Impressive! … but I was hoping for The Greatest American Hero!

(All I need is an FBI agent friend, a hot girlfriend, and an advanced suit from aliens, and it would be my life story. I’m a curly haired teacher… )