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So you’ll excuse me if I don’t bother to use up the “30 day free trial”. A couple of days is more than enough as it turns out.
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That’s the best news I’ve had all day.
[QUOTE=That creates more Q’s than A’s]
Well, I don’t see any more mod/admin posts here since I last posted. (I didn’t bother to read the others, as sump posters don’t interest me - You shouldn’t get mad at me if that offends you. Nobody else cares about you or your posts either. Same as the real world.)
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Daaaaamn, but you’re full of yourself. And full of shit, as it so happens. I’d just like to point out the following:
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[li]This is a moderated board. If you can’t handle the idea of a mod telling you what you can and cannot post, this is not the place for you.[/li][li]There ARE other posters on this board. Otherwise, it’d be pretty dumb to have a message board, wouldn’t it? Yet you go on about how the opinions of other posters don’t interest you. Then, pray tell, why the fuck did you show up in the first place?[/li][/ol]
Get your lame ass a blog somewhere where you can pontificate to your little heart’s content, and you won’t have to worry about either.
[QUOTE=silenus]
Praise Og! Just shut up and leave already.
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SO SAY WE ALL!**
… so if the opinions of us drones don’t matter to you, what was your point in posting here in the first place? Most people give at least a part of a rip about the other posters before they develop mod-envy and begin to only care what the mods think about them, but to start out that way? Dude, you peaked way too soon.
Oh, and, the idea that your threads got closed because you’re misunderstood? That’s not new. All the best banned posters have said that.
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
What was the question? I’ll bet someone in this very thread can answer it, or find someone who can. At least get that done before you skulk away.
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I’d like to report a bad post.
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Oh, and, the idea that your threads got closed because you’re misunderstood? That’s not new. All the best banned posters have said that.
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Not that this one is anywhere near the best of the banned.
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Not that this one is anywhere near the best of the banned.
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[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
There ARE other posters on this board. Otherwise, it’d be pretty dumb to have a message board, wouldn’t it? Yet you go on about how the opinions of other posters don’t interest you. Then, pray tell, why the fuck did you show up in the first place?
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No, no no. It’s just us scum at the arse end of the message board he doesn’t like. Everybody else is fine.
Except Czarcasm.
And Frank.
Oh, and Cecil.
And probably everybody else that is not a sanctimonious, whining, no-cocked, pissant fuckwit like himself.
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Well, I don’t see any more mod/admin posts here since I last posted. …
I suppose that means the admins now agree with me.
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Yes, you win.
I am, you slack-jawed, hydrocephalous, pea-brained, numbskull with the spittle-flecked monitor who would have to study to be a moron, perfectly capable of delivering my own insults. Ask anyone.
[QUOTE=Frank]
… you slack-jawed, hydrocephalous, pea-brained, numbskull with the spittle-flecked monitor who would have to study to be a moron, perfectly capable of delivering my own insults. Ask anyone.
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I don’t think you’d get much grief from anybody if you were to have made that a [Mod Note] (well with the possible exception of the one guy).
[QUOTE=Frank]
Yes, you win.
I am, you slack-jawed, hydrocephalous, pea-brained, numbskull with the spittle-flecked monitor who would have to study to be a moron, perfectly capable of delivering my own insults. Ask anyone.
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Can I borrow the bit about having to study to be a moron? I know far too many people to whom it applies…
[QUOTE=That creates more Q’s than A’s]
So let’s see. I started two poll threads, which like the other threads I’ve started (which I can safely assume no one down in the sewer here has read
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I read the Phillips screw one, and you never came back to that thread. I guess you thought everyone was throwing twigs and dirt at you there as well, since “Cecil” did not give a response.
[QUOTE=kurilla]
Can I borrow the bit about having to study to be a moron? I know far too many people to whom it applies…
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You hadn’t heard that one before? Geez, I picked it up back in the 60s. I suspect it’s lost its trademark by now.
I think ole **Q&A ** really didn’t read any of the other posts. I mean who would lie about that but a childish whiny immature little jackass?
The give away was the lack of Neener neener. Proves it’s so.
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So you’ll excuse me if I don’t bother to use up the “30 day free trial”. A couple of days is more than enough as it turns out.
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I’ll miss you.
No, wait, I won’t. Never mind.
[QUOTE=Miller]
Quality, that’s why. This board only uses the finest insults, the purest invective, and the most original epithets you’ll find any where on the internet. Getting insulted on the Straight Dope would still be cheap at twice the price.
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You are saying that we deliver the DeBeers of insults? The Yuengling of derision? The Burmese Python of clenching commentary? The See’s Chocolates of UnSweet remarks? Is that what you’re saying?
**Is it??? Well??? God dammit !! Is it ??!!!??!!! **.
OP, look- your Guest period of time was the time to peruse our fine Rules of the Road. Can’t really see what you’re ranting about. We’ve all ( or , some of us…have ) had threads closed for one reason or another. A big rule of the road is that Mods make judgement calls and Dopers are allowed to disagree. In The Pit.
Welcome to The Pit. Here, have a hand towel. It’s mighty warm down here. 
Cartooniverse
Frank, don’t be such a wuss. You already dumped on him when you closed his thread, no need to get all teary because he didn’t like it.
Instead of pretending you guys care about each and every thread you block or edit, you just have to grow some balls and issue a sticky notice that says: “The mods do their best. It’s not going to be perfect. Same as umpires and referees, they make judgment calls and their judgment is not perfect. Some calls will be wrong. Accept it and move on. We will not acknowledge nor look into complaints. This isn’t the Congressional Record. We make a call and that’s that. Requests for explanations will be locked with no explanation. Sticky notes explain themselves, whether anyone bothers to read them or not, so we don’t have to repeat them.”