Happy Birthday to Serendipity. I won’t tell you[sub]22[/sub] how old she is[sub]22[/sub], 'cause she’d probably be very upset[sub]22[/sub] with me. And I would’ve been earlier, so she could’ve appreciated her very own thread all day, but I’ve been out dealing with crazy people since… oh… around 5AM. No end in sight, either. And LiveJournal is still all wonky for me.
So happy birthday, sweetie. Many happy returns. And please get rip-roaring drunk for me, since I’m on call all damn weekend and can’t so much as have a sip.