I am a bitch and everyone knows it. They just don’t know how much bigger a bitch I would be if I said everything I am thinking. I used to have a license plate frame that said “It isn’t PMS; I’m always bitchy.” I loved it. My boss gave it to me.
Sarcasm is almost always mean.
I am nice, and I am almost certain that people generally think I’m nice.
Yes, yes, and proud of it.
I said “People don’t think I’m a bitch” based on real life. Around here, not so much – at least not since I became a mod. 
This. I say a lot of things that everybody else is thinking but is scared to say for fear of being branded a bitch, but people have no idea how much time I spend biting my tongue.
I am *certainly *a bitch (and a snob, and an elitist), but I do *not *think I am an asshole.
The two are not always synonymous.
When I read the OP I took it to mean “bitch” for women and “asshole” for men.
IRL? I don’t think so; unless people think I’m an asshole for not talking much.
Online? Yes, I tend to be. I suffer from bouts of Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.
I’m not an asshole but everyone else is.
Substitute asshole for bitch, and I could’ve written this. “Socially phobic” almost describes how I feel, although I’ve recently thought of myself as “anthropophobic,” but I’m not really afraid of people, and any fear I have isn’t irrational. I’m just not socially comfortable, although when I was young, I was comfortable around people most of the time.
In any event, people mistake my social uncomfort, lack of self-confidence and lack of self-esteem for being an asshole and stuck up. So I’d say yes. But they’re wrong. 
I feel bitchy a lot of the time but I think I do an OK job of hiding it (people seem to want to hang out with me reasonably often). My biggest problem is that I’m reflexively sarcastic and cynical and sometimes that leads to foot-in-mouth moments.
I don’t believe as a general rule I can be an asshole, but I will admit that I can be at times.
I am not a bitch and I really hate when people describe women using that word, but I probably am sometimes perceived as one because 1)I’m shy and 2)I tend to have strong opinions and even in this day and age, a lot of people don’t like that in a woman. Actually, I’m a very nice person.
Everyone is an asshole in their own way. I consider myself considerate and respectful, but some people just annoy the hell out of me and bring out my inner assholeness.
For the longest time, I’d have to say no, I’m not a bitch or an asshole. But when I was younger, I felt it was necessary to get my (right!) opinion across no matter how I had to beat that dead horse. So yeah, I was certainly bitchy then.
However, I currently comment on an entertainment app that doesn’t have very reasoned debate and I’m sure, to some of the people there, I’m very much a bitch because I don’t back down over incorrect facts they say. Guess I’ll just have to live with that one though.
Hopefully not anymore. But probably at one time.
A close friend just paid me this compliment at Christmas time: You have *always *been a good man - you have also grown into a *nice *man.
I knew what she meant.
Yes, people think I’m a bitch. No, I’m not… at least not most of the time.
My social anxiety makes me seem unfriendly. My inability to keep my thoughts and feelings to myself means that I sometimes say things that aren’t socially acceptable (but they’re true).
I’m generally a nice person though, just keep to myself most of the time.
Simple answer, without any explanations/clarifications: Yes, people often describe me as an asshole and no, I am not an asshole.
I’m the quiet weird kid in the back row/corner. I think the only people who would ever have described me as a bitch (or an asshole) would have been a couple of women rivals from my youth, and they’ve probably grown out of that by now. Still, I’ve probably only known a half-dozen people in my life that I would refer to as either assholes or bitches, so it’s probably more a difference in perception than any particular non-bitchiness on my part.
I tease an awful lot, but if you looked into my eyes as I did so, you’d see no malice. Only good natured fun.
…would you believe that 1 or 2 people on this whole planet might actually think I’m funny? Ssshhh! Don’t let on you know…