Would Spider-Man drink Green Goblin Cider?

After a long hard day of web-slinging, perhaps?

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Would Superman ever become a Lutheran?

They play fast and loose with the characters’ ages, but much of the time Spider-Man is a teenager, so he can’t legally buy it, and he doesn’t seem like the type to raid Aunt May’s liquor cabinet.

IIRC he is intended to be a Methodist. Lutheran isn’t a huge jump from there.

Okay, would Superman ever drive a Lexus?

Well, you wouldn’t catch him in a Kia :dubious:

He could always read a Bizarro comics collection while waiting for his violin to be repaired at the luthier’s.

Dunno. But if he ever needed to chop down a tree, I’m sure he’d go for a Stihl chainsaw.

I think I would personally have an issue with drinking anything sporting the name of the guy who murdered my girlfriend in front of me, but that’s me.