Would you buy a bottle of Thai Massage for your shower?

Is this the greatest misfire in the history of toiletry-scent-naming?

Thai Massage by Axe

“Leave your bathroom smelling like you just left a Thai Massage parlor!”

Oh, I don’t know … I think I would rather buy this.

Why the hell would I want to massage my shower?

Anyone you wouldn’t want to know about it wouldn’t know what a Thai massage smells like anyway.

What does a Thai massage smell like?

Maybe they’re hoping for poor spellers, who think they’re getting a Thai Masseuse.

Now one of those would be nice in the shower.

Unless is comes with a blow up mattress, a lot of sudsy warm water and a beautiful naked women sliding up and down your back it, seems like a waste.

I’ve had Thai massage many times. I think it’s not what you think it is. I’m betting it’s not what Axe thinks it is, either.

I have had both kinds, and would much prefer the one I am thinking of.

Indeed, tradtitional Thai massage is a rather humdrum affair, one that I find to be vastly overrated. Now, if we’re talking oil or body to body, then you’re talkin’. :wink: