Now that I am old and my kids are grown, no I wouldn’t. When they were young I would have loved one, what a hoot at the table. And how impressive when they have friends sleep over. Even cooler than making Queen Ida’s popcorn balls.
I might buy one as a passive-aggressive gift. Like for a boss I hate or my mother-in-law, but I wouldn’t want one myself.
I already have a squirting blender 
I, the creator of Toasterman, would, of course, buy it.
Are there actually toaster ovens that don’t take longer than a regular toaster?
What’s your big hurry?
No, but I once had a toaster that popped the slices out a couple of inches. I joked that they reached escape velocity.
I’ve now been I envisioning a farting coffeemaker for a short while. I find the idea both profoundly disturbing and delightfully entertaining. Bonus points if the flatus is random and therefore unpredictable. Perhaps it signals the end of the brew cycle?
Perhaps I simply require sleep.
Have you ever seen a percolator?
I might consider a novelty toaster that toasted an image onto the bread. I probably wouldn’t actually buy one, since that sort of thing tends to be way overpriced and I’m too frugal, but I can definitely see the appeal. But this? No.
I have a feeling a lot of people in this thread wouldn’t order Rocket Powered Rollerskates, Earthquake Pills, Giant Slingshots, or anything else out of the Acme Catalog.
Seen but never heard. I have to admit my curiosity was peaked, but YouTube failed to deliver much in the way of audio satisfaction. 
Intentionally no I wouldn’t. Unintentionally I actually bought 1. It shot the toast 3’ high straight up. I returned it and had them test the new 1 at the store. Yes I actually brought 2 slices of bread with me. I debated keeping the first one and re gifting it, but I didn’t.
Only if it had a range of a thousand yards and a CREP of under 3 feet, so I could target neighbors having breakfast on their decks.
I would not buy this product. My reason is that if I did have a toaster that shot the toast up into the air, then I would have to buy a crossbow and I would spend hours attempting to impale both slices of toast in mid-air with my crossbow. This would not be a valuable use of my time, and it would cause a lot of damage to the walls of my kitchen.
OK, now my Monday morning is completely ruined because August West’s last post made me spew liquid onto my keyboard.
<waves walking stick and yells about his lawn>
Really, that was funny. Crossbow, indeed. <snort>
I would only buy it to do what August West proposed.
I can not even imagine how satisfying that day would be; Two slices of golden-brown toast pinned to the wall, a still-quivering bolt in their center. My god, I would tell everyone about it.
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Intentionally no I wouldn’t. Unintentionally I actually bought 1. It shot the toast 3’ high straight up.
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How the hell did you resist the urge to buy a crossbow!?
Sorry about your keyboard, Gagu!
Sounds wonderful to me.