Would you eat a burger made from poop?

can’t have it without musturd

So, as I said in the other thread which I mistakenly made, I guess vegetarians can all go eat shit now, eh?

Don’t we drink refined water that was once full of poop? I think we do here in Northern VA, and anyone in Orange County, CA. It seems pretty much the same thing, though I have to admit I wouldn’t be thrilled about eating it.

So’s this, scientifically. Not nearly long enough psychologically for most people, but it’s a far cry from sticking a fork in a floater.

I’ve eaten haggis (I forced myself to swallow one bite). A shitburger can’t be much different.

This thread brought up the mental image of Divine eating the dog poo in Pink Flamingos. Every time I see that I lose a little bit of my soul, lol.

No, a better name is Ass-Burgers™

My question would be how available to the body is that protein? If it has passed through the system once, was it not useable by the body then? Seems to me to be the epitome of “low quality protein”.

And no, unless it were the LAST food on earth I would not eat it.

I drank kopi luwak last week and didn’t freak out, so I’d give it a try.

I just went to look that up myself. Ah well, here’s a link to the Yes Men’s website and what they have to say about this particular prank.

Would you eat a burger made from poop?

What do you think? :wink:

You know, I’ve often said I’d eat insects, if I didn’t have to look at the shape. NFW will I eat poop, though.

Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a poop burger on wheat, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A #2, poop burger. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Bobby: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the poop, bring me the wheat bread, give me a check for the poop burger, and you haven’t broken any rules.
Waitress: You want me to hold the poop, huh?
Bobby: I want you to hold it between your buns.

From this article:

Shit burgers was the best thing he could come up with? I read somewhere (I think here) that a company is making paper from elephant dung. Couldn’t he have come up with something similarly, I dunno, not disgusting?

You want something to drink with that?

Just plain? I’d want someone to cut the cheese on my Ass-Burger.

I could swear I remember an episode of either That’s Incredible or Real People in the 80s, where some guy was doing this with cow manure. For whatever reason, it didn’t seem as gross using cow poop as it does using human poop.

Anyhow, yeah, I’d give it a bite and probably spit it out.

I put sure, why not, but I would rather have voted- this is the best way to remove carbon emissions, etc save the world, whatever, so sure, as long as it tasted as good as a fake burger does now…

Probably be better…

It removes the cannibalism factor?

I don’t know but that was the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite some time. I’ll be chuckling for the next week at least. Thanks!