I’d need to look over what they’re offering. I’m all about that green.
Well the job sounds interesting but I’ll need to have a better idea of salary and benefits first. Plus I don’t do weekends and evenings so you’ll need to confine the outbreaks of alien infidels to needing shooting between the hours of 9 am to 4:30 pm Monday to Friday.
Salary needs to be 6 figures, 4 weeks annual leave per year, plus ADO’s would be good. Vehicles and weapons all provided and I assume you launder the uniforms for us?
Sorry, too many demands on my time already as a Temporal Incursion Defence Consultant.
I am already chronically overworked.
So you’re either a Lunarian or a Martian? 
(Just practicing for my interview)
When can I sign up? Even if I am only an admin or something I would LOVE it. Gimme gimme gimme.
That’s also part of why I’d be at the accounting department. Have you ever met an accountant at a party and asked for details of what they do? 
In a New York minute!
I’d also volunteer to go on the Mars mission, even if I knew I wasn’t coming back. Maybe science would like to know the affects of space and other planets on the old and crotchety. 