The other day, Nat and me were contacted by a prospective roommate. This 19 years old girl working at the mall across the street calls enquiring about the room so I tell her that it’s available and I answer some of her questions. Before long, she’s told me that her boyfriend broke up with her, what her plans for christmas are, asked me about our (nonexistent) plans are and a few other things I forgot. It’s been 20 minutes and I have her categorized as a very talkative person. By then, I am bored and I give the phone to my wife (no reason why I should suffer this alone) who wraps this up masterfully and hangs up. Ok, no big deal, a somewhat lonely talktative person. Nothing wrong with that.
The day after, she calls again for an update of the status of the room so I invite her to come visit the room the same evening and give her our address. She shows up. shortly afterwards and once again, the three of us start making small talk. This goes on for a while and in the middle of the conversation, My wife mentions something about the Bush administration shortcomings when it comes to environmental issues. Big mistake. We gave her an opening. In the next 30 minutes or so, this young lady makes us privvy to several facts:
While she was browsing some CIA website, she found this mind-control project named MK2 and when she tried to input a password, the got a message saying : you might be detained.
Of course, the CIA is now monitoring her now. Kinda like the corporations that control the government are monitoring everybody with the help of tens of thousands of satellites in orbit.
And speaking of the government, there IS an area 51 where they keep several aliens of various species. She has proof of this because her father used to be in some black ops division (special forces, blue team) assigned to said area and he has seen the aliens with his own eyes.
But do not be too quick to judge the government for all this, because in fact, The united kingdom controls the u.s . This is easy to confirm, step in any courtroom and you’ll see a yellow fringe around the american flag which means you are under british maritime law.
This was all stuff she told Nat while I was sitting on a sofa nearby trying very hard to keep a neutral expression on my face. You see, I was very hard not to laugh when she mentionned something about people thinking she was insane or whatnot…
Like with so many other things, I never truly believed people like this existed. Now I know, I’ve met one.
I hope she moves in.