I am so tired of your bitch-ass, suck-wang, na na na na crap, I could spit. I don’t give a shit if you don’t like the cookies. Everyone else likes the cookies. The owner of the company has said not to accept your bookings, because you’re such a twat. I’m not interested in your latest complaint.
Fuck off already, ok.
Thank you very much, and yes I ordered your cab ya slimy cunt muscle.
Damn straight, bitch. Don’t make my girl get on up in there! Shit, she’ll flip ya for real.
Short and to the point: 8.7
I, for one, need a little more detail…
Or, if no details, some links to some nice pictures of naked ladies would fit the bill.
I’m fed up of your me-me prom-queen cookie-lovin’ attitude. Cookies give me wind. You don’t want to be there when that happens. What’s this latest crap your spewing on me now? Oh - no bookings? Then you can eat my spelunk.
And order my cab.
pan
Ahhh, here in the clear morning light, I have come to realize the folley of my ways, clearly, last night I was reacting badly.
The woman in question is…
is…
well, actually, shes a raving bitch, with a bad attitude.
She complains about EVERYTHING. The owner of my company has told the operations manager not to accept bookings from her because shes so foul. She phoned this morning to complain about EVERYTHING. She doesn’t like the pre-packaged cookies. She doesn’t like the room. She doesn’t like the respondents. She doesn’t like her dinner. Basically, she hates EVERYTHING.
And heres the best part. She’ll ONLY WORK WITH ME. When she books, she insists that I’m the person she works with because no one else is good enough. Great you say - but she clearly doesn’t like me EITHER! She complains about me TO me! “I didn’t like the way you asked the respondants to move into the board room.” “I don’t like the way you formed your letters on my name tag.” “I don’t like the length of your skirt (?!?!?!)” “Why wasn’t my dinner out when I arrived?” (Answer to that one - because she always arrives late, and then dinner is cold, and she complains about THAT!)
Man, I do NOT get paid enough for this.
al.
Um, yeah. Actually, Alice, we’ve discussed the matter a bit, and we don’t like the length of your skirt, either. Would just a little more thigh really kill you?
::d & r::
Tell her, “Why you don’t you outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?”
She’ll love you for it. 
What kind of work do you do?
And that woman sounds really sad and pathetic.
stoid
::Hikes up skirt ot nose-bleed level to appease Manhattan::
I do a variety of things. This job is doing marketing research.
And yes, the woman is both sad AND pathetic.
Al.