I can get one for you wholesale.
and my all time favorite…
NOOOO…NOT THE WED BUTTON!!! 
I think monsters are such INN-teresting people. The places you must go and the people you must see. Myyyyy stars! If an INN-teresting monster can’t have an INN-teresting hairdo, I just don’t know what the world is coming to.
Bobby pins, please.
(that bobby pins line cracks me up every time!)
“Firtht, I am happy, for I am to marry the fair Melitha. Then, I am furiouthh, for I dethpithhe the Scarlet Puh, Puh, Pumpernickel!”
“Here Dad, let me fill your pipe for you on Father’s Day. G-U-N-P-O-W-D-E-R. Tobacco.”
“Mornin’, Ralph.”
“Mornin’, Sam.”
“What for you say you monkey when you got little powder-puff tail like rabbit, rabbit?”
“Vandals have stolen all our vegetables!”
“Come back! Stop!”
“Start talkin’, it’s your nickel.”
…and all the rest of the song…
Verrain, you’re going to have to fight me for BunnyGirl now.
[slowly]
I’m bringing home a baby bumblebee.
[/slowly]
Hello my baby, hello my darlin’,
Hello my rag-time gaaaal.
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my hearts on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey you’ll lose me,
Then I’ll be all alone,
So honey telephone,
And be my rag-time gaaaal.
[Foghorn Leghorn]
Ah say, that boy’s about as sharp as a pound of wet leather
[/Foghorn Leghorn]
cough cough
Crunchy Munchies are the best
Look delicious on your vest
Feed them to unwanted guests
Stuff the matress with the rest.
Some of you need to get lives.
I’ll let you figure out who you are;)
[sub]Joking, joking . . . [/sub]
I was a little too smart for him.
Not as well known, but still a classic…
If you’re on a highway and roadrunner goes “beep beep”,
Just step aside or you might end up in a heap
Roadrunner, roadrunner runs on the road all day,
Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways
Roadrunner, that coyote’s after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through
That coyote’s really a crazy clown,
When will he learn that he never can hold you down?
Roadrunner, roadrunner never bothers anyone
Running down the road’s his idea of having fun
Roadrunner, that coyote’s after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through
Roadrunner, roadrunner that coyote’s after you
Roadrunner, if he catches you you’re through
If he catches you you’re through
If he catches you you’re through
If he catches you you’re through.
[pepe]
I am ze dog too, no?
[/pepe]
…thet bohy-Isay-thet bohy 's subtle as a hand grenade in a bowl of oatmeal.
Allow me to introduce myself: I’m Wile E. Coyote - Suuuper-genius!