Would you sell me your Soul?

[Zachlee]

@Winston Smith

And by “weed” you (of course) mean perfectly legal dandelions, and not illegal weeds of other herbological variety, the discussion of which could cause a mod to close this thread.

Oops.

You’d think that I would have learned to read those User Agreements closer after winding up as Bill Gates’ cabana boy for a year.
Okay, we can say #4 is negotiable. However, if I were to move to Canada…