You can have my soul for a case of those fancy retractable Sharpies. Love those things.
My email is my user name at yahoo.com, I guess you could call me an atheist, and I’m pretty sure that you’ll find my soul in good condition, aside from a few minor blemishes here and there.
I’m an atheist and I don’t have a soul.
If you’re willing to hand over hard cash I’m willing to sign some paper saying you can have it.
I also have a nice plot of land on the moon, 400 cubic yards of Xcovnitos (alien air from Xcovni), and some magic beans. For $20 I’ll read your palm. $40 will get you a conversation with your dead great-great grandfather.
i have in my possession the soul of one Vigo the Carpathian. Make me an offer.
I don’t think you can deliver, but if you can, it’s yours.
Hmm, If the OP is a Christian, wouldnn’t he be duty bound to “save” my soul for Jessus?
If this is true. This might actually work out well for me as an Atheist. Because if it turns out I’m wrong; instead of going to hell, I’ll go to Heaven since the OP has saved my soul!
You can have mine for a donut. (with sprinkles)
Mmmm… Soul donut…
:: drool ::
Seriously, though. What makes you think I wouldn’t use your soul to bargain my own way out of Hell (if it came to that)?
You can bargain with Satan, an unprincipled devil, but I don’t think you can bargain with the just God. It you haven’t accepted Jesus as your savior, you’re ship is sunk, brother, sunk I tell you.
I don’t think I could bargain with the just God, either. I do, however, think I could bargain with the manifestation of God that toyed with Job.
That’s first thing I thought of when I read this thread.
Would it work to buy the souls of some christians and then hold them hostage in order to pass by the Pearly Gates?
The above post was in reference to post 66.
I’m not sure about actually selling my soul, but I might be willing to hire it to you short-term. Whaddaya got for collateral, in cast you dent it?
My soul is complex and interesting. I don’t think you would be willing to pay what I’d need to make it worthwhile. But do you need my soul all the time? Of course not! That’s why I’m willing to offer you a fabulous opportunity to buy rights to my soul over a specificied period of time … say a week next March, I hear the weather will be wonderful then … for a VERY reasonable price. Yes, you can buy a time-share option on my soul. Operators are standing by!
I the DC crowd have to put their souls in a blind trust before goiing to work in Washington. So Smith already probably has a controlling interest in those, through nefarious but purely legal arrangements.
As a moral atheist, I do not believe I have a soul, and thus would refuse to commit the fraud of offering to sell it to you. HOWEVER:
If you are able to satisfactorily demonstrate that I do, in fact possess the item in a salable form (and given the inherent integrity demonstrated above) I am willing to enter negotiations.
But I believe the $100 price established prior is unrealistic and very low. As has been pointed out, Robert Johnson went down to the crossroads and received inestimable talent for his, which he used to ply a trade and received reknown, if not so much money. And that was quite some time ago; I am sure souls have appreciated since then.
Therefore, my asking price is:
a) guitar skillz similar to the aforementioned Mr. Johnson;
b) moderate singing ability;
c) a nice new Harley. Fat Boy, loaded.
d) a nice bag of weed.
I expect, since you are a reasonable businessman/ Evil Overlord and not the Prince of Lies, that we will be able to execute this transaction with none of the ‘Twilight Zone’ type trickery or hair-splitting on these items that seems to go with the Soul business. Otherwise, I will be forced to have a contract drawn up by my attorneys, and I don’t think ANYBODY wants that.
Wow, people want an amazingly high price for something that they don’t believe exists.
Mr. Smith, I repeat my offer of 1 cribbage board with pegs plus a box of #2 pencils for my soul, providing you arrange collection, with the understanding that I am not liable for fraud for trading an imaginary entity for a tangable product.
You can have mine for $50 and a case of Dortmunder Gold. Pretty good deal considering this soul has never been used.
By “nice”, would you prefer a BIG bag of so-so weed, or a small bag of kick-ass weed?
And by “weed” you (of course) mean perfectly legal dandelions, and not illegal weeds of other herbological variety, the discussion of which could cause a mod to close this thread.
You, sir, are on a Hell bound express.
Why? Is blasphemy a sin?
3 sticks of Juicy Fruit gum.