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*Originally posted by Squink *
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[li]Is the puppy theoretically capable of developing weapons of Mass Destruction ?[/ul] **[/li][/QUOTE]
This is a moot point because ALL puppies have this capability. The whole “I’m so cute, don’t torture me” thing is a ruse hiding centuries of plotting. I am shocked that anyone on this board could be ignorant of that fact.
Everytime a moral conundrum thread is posted God kills a kitten.
If the evil genius is attractive to me, We would get a quick marrage. I’d then persuade her to convert the program so that all threads become moral conundrums.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Bippy, (we’d keep the puppy though)
That would be the one.
Well, it did make doody on the carpet. Does that count?
The question applies to both bearded Spock and non-bearded Spock universes.
The puppy is fluffy and extremely cuddly. He is also a widdle snoogums.
I’d pull off its antennas if that would help.
Has it been neutered?
Are you inquiring, or volunteering?
I would taunt the evil genius by expressing my doubts that his program could work. Under pressure of my insults he would obviously demonstrate the power of his program. Once executed, the OP would cease to exist along with the posited evil genius and the as-yet-untortured puppy. I would retire with evil genius’s sexy sidekick.
So why was she fucking an evil genius? You might want to think about that.
Not only would I torture the puppy, but I’d also torture the 6 year old Sri Lankan for a Klondike Bar.
elucidator after two years of reading this board, I finally ruined a keyboard thanks to you and Diet Dr. Pepper.
i think that’s a good idea, can we apply it to riddles with extreme hypothetical scenarios too? 
What if the puppy had rabies, was a nazi, a KKK member, a fundamentalist Zealot, Satan, a drug addict, and thought amorphous blobs with transformable body parts, an eye for a head, and could get killed by a supersoaker?
Were hot? That’s the end of the sentence in my last post.
I can’t edit my posts.
Dang.
Damn straight I would.
I thought maybe we could kill two stones with one bird. Wait. Strike that. Reverse it.
What’s the perfect gift for a dead baby?
A dead puppy!
Read this thread or we shoot the dog!
Wow. Not only could I make the SDMB and the internet in general a better place, I’d get to torture a puppy too? Where do I sign?
The guidance counsellors told us to follow our bliss, but this is just too good to be true!
If there were a “giant squid forcefield”, we might actually be able to intelligently debate libertarianism one of these days.
If the puppy has over a 9 in face, body, and sex appeal then let it live.