Would Your Clone Annoy You?

Well, it probably wouldn’t work well.

I’m not particulary good at meeting people or starting conversations, so we’d probably never get around to talking to each other.

And if we did, A couple days and I’d be ready to kill him. I’d even have a good reason. He knows all my secrets and I don’t trust him not to slip up and starting blabbing them.

Am I offically neurotic now?

I’d probably want to kick his ass.

Good lord, yes, my clone would most likely drive me nuts. Two vain, self-centered, passive-aggressive, obsessive-compulsive broads sharing an apartment would be homicide waiting to happen.

First of all, I would need a fully grown clone–I’d snap my kid self’s neck like a twig within an hour of meeting the cocky little bastard. Since the clone’s shockingly good looks would be matched only by its monstrous character flaws, knowitallism and general assholery, after a week or so of furious fighting and make-up sex (…what?), I would predict a violent murder-suicide. After all, I could hardly live with myself after killing something so beautiful, could I?