Imgine yourself being cloned. Now, imagine you taking your perfect clone and sucking it off, or being sucked off by it. Is this simply masturbation? Does it make you gay?
Ask the same questions about time travel: You transport yourself a half hour in the past (or future) and enjoy a little mutual oral gratification with yourself. No different than sucking your own dick (just not as limber)? Are you a flamer now?
I haven’t posted much lately because I was busy. And then the one post I (probably) make today is on this. The dichotamy of being really busy and having too much time to think about things is another debate in and of itself…
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I’m sure they’ll classify this as ‘auto-homosexuality’ or ‘self-sodomisation’ when the time comes. The fact remains, you’re doing it with another of the same sex, regardless if the person is you or not, so I guess that makes you gay.
Another, more interesting thing though: what on earth made you come up with this???
As far as the question concerning clones: If you have an identical twin that you “pleasure”, is that masturbation? I do not think that it would be, because it is an entirely different person, made with the same genetic material. I think that it would be homosexual incest, not masturbation. The same would apply if it were a clone.
But using time travel for it - I think that would be the best thing since sliced bread. Where do I sign up?
“We spend trillions of dollars and millions of man hours on the Forever Project. We develop an understanding of physics that makes Einstein look like an ignorant medeval peasant. We develop the power to control the very flow of time and nature itself. We could become Gods. So what do we use it for? Sucking our own dicks.”
How about you travel back in time and have sex with your wife. Except you travel back to when she’s 13 years old!
Are you a pedophile? Are you guilty of statutory rape?
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David Gerrold (of The Trouble With Tribbles fame) covered this in his book, The Man Who Folded Himself. A great book! Sadly, I think it’s out of print.
The next logical question would be, Satan, what if Drain Bead of 24 hours in the future came back just as you and she of today were going at it. Want her to join in?
The Man Who Folded Himself is the definative book on time-traveling autosexuality. There is no need for us mere mortals to speculate about it, David Gerrold did it all already.
Now, if you cloned yourself it would not be masturbation, it would be incest, and probably child abuse, since cloning simply creates a human baby. Natural clones occur all the time…my sisters are clones, dammit! If you waited for your clone/twin to turn 18, then it would simply be homosexual incest, assuming you could get your clone to agree to your little plan. But if this was the reason you created the clone in the first place I’m sure they’d hate and despise you rather than be hot to gobble your knob. But this strikes me a long complicated process simply to get some oral gratification. Are there no men’s rooms? Are there no bathhouses?
Imgine yourself being cloned. Now, imagine you taking your perfect clone and sucking it off, or being sucked off by it. Is this simply masturbation? Does it make you gay?
Ask the same questions about time travel: You transport yourself a half hour in the past (or future) and enjoy a
little mutual oral gratification with yourself. No different than sucking your own dick (just not as limber)? Are
you a flamer now?**
People have been listening to Paul Cameron too much.
FYI, Paul Cameron is the fellow that the Focus on Family and other conservative Xian groups trot out when they need “statistics” to back up their viewpoint. Interestingly, he’s been dis-barred from the APA and has never been a sociologist yet likes to style himself as both.
The point of this is that Paul Cameron touts the idea that having one gay/homosexual sexual experience will forever change you into a limp-wristed pansy boy.
Yup, just one whiff of this powerful thing called homosexuality will forever alter your personality and make you unable to sexually perform with people of the opposite sex. It’s worse than heroin, crack-cocaine and nicotine, combined!
So, in answer to your question, Satan, no. One homosexual experience a gay man (or lesbian) does not make.
And unlike the person you seemingly compare me to, I don’t think anything is wrong with being gay, thanks.
I am quibbling with the definition of the word in this very unusual case, not saying it’s a bad thing.
And in answer to your last paragraph, I have been quited on this very board saying that changing one pipe doesn’t make you a plummer. But suck one dick…
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And unlike the person you seemingly compare me to, I don’t think anything is wrong with being gay, thanks.
I am quibbling with the definition of the word in this very unusual case, not saying it’s a bad thing.
And in answer to your last paragraph, I have been quited on this very board saying that changing one pipe doesn’t make you a plummer. But suck one dick…**
sigh Next time, I gotta TRIPLE check my writing. Sorry to imply, Satan. My intent was to say there in society in general, there’s the idea that having one homosexual encounter makes one automatically gay, no matter how many str8 encounters one may have had previous. I pulled out Paul Cameron as one of the jerks who perpetuate this myth.
I’m a bit confused, then. Exactly what are you asking? I thought I answered it.
So Freyr…gay sex is like crack, eh? One hit and you’re hooked? Heeehehehe…well, if it’s that good, maybe I should try it sometime…
I think this post has been answered. Sex with your clone would not be masturbation, it would be incest, exactly like having sex with your identical twin, except since your clone will have a different age it could be statuatory rape or child abuse.
Having sex with a time traveling or alternate reality version of yourself is a little more tricky. I like the term “autosexuality” rather than masturbation, YMMV.
