Fill in the blank. If you ask me it would suck to fail an attempt to get over the Berlin wall and find out the next day in the hospital (body cast) that they took it down a few days later.
the moonlanding was a fake.
[sub]Not, that I think so.[/sub]
We were all just dreaming right now, and we woke up from a coma 
lol
The world ended tomarrow
We were all out of chocolate ice cream :eek:
…you were a vacuum cleaner.
Spoofe, you’re a comedy genius.
Wouldn’t it suck if…
I paid it?
Fran
Wouldn’t it suck if some miraculous new evidence came to light and it turned out that O.J. really was innocent? Like someone coming forward and confessing whose story totally checked out. A clear and obvious explanation is found for the DNA evidence against OJ, one that nobody had thought of before, and his innocence is no longer in question. Then everybody in the world would be all “Oh, damn! Sorry O.J.” Rosie O’Donnel and various other celebrities would have to kiss his ass, and he’d become a national hero, and there would be tons of Dateline NBC-type specials on how DNA evidence is unreliable and then O.J. would sue the Browns and the Goldmans for defamation…
And it would be weird.
Alannis, is that you, honey? Fishing for new song material?
Also, wouldn’t it suck if it turned out that when you die, instead of going to heaven, you went to WB’s primetime dramatic series “Seventh Heaven”, a show critics have called the most compelling family drama on television?
…you suddenly woke up and found out that all this was a dream and you’re 85, stuck in a retirement home somewhere in Iowa, never married and alone in the world?
I don’t think it would suck if the moonlanding was faked, I’ve been suspecting it for some time now…
-If Cecil and Wildest Bill turned out to be the same person, with a muliple personality disorder, who had set out to deliberately yank our chains?
-If Jack Chick turned out to be right?
-If Bush is reelected?
-if I’m stuck working at KrapMart for the rest of my life.
:mad:
the moon wasn’t made out of cheese. [sub] What?!? It isn’t I gotta lie down.[/sub]
…we all got fired for spending so much time at work reading and posting to this board.
Yeesh. I didn’t mean to scare everyone off.
…women didn’t.
The branch davidians were right after all?
God turned out to be psychopathic?
All the weird conspiracy theories you’ve ever heard turned out to be true?
Hot dogs turned out to be just like Soylent Green?
BSE could be spread by air?
Ebola Zaire could be spread by air?
Wouldn’t it suck if…
you were driving along in your car and you were going reallllllly fast(like a hundred) and all the sudden everything went bright around you and you can’t see anything and you get all disoriented and can’t figure out what is what and where is where so you slam the brakes and your car is spinning and spinning 'round and 'round and you start screaming, “ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” and then wham! the car crashes into a telephone pole and you realize that you were asleep at the wheel and you break your neck and are paralyzed from the neck down for the rest of your life and then when you get realllllllllllly old(like a hundred) you find out that in reality, all your life since the car crash had been a dream and that you are actually in the car right now still and that everything is the way it was before, only you are a fern and you realize just before careening off a cliff that ferns can’t drive cars and you crash and fly out the windshield and get potted real nice in the ground but then realize that ground is very unfertile and die a slow miserable death.
Well it would, wouldn’t it? 
…If one morning you went to brush your teeth, but accidently got the tube of Preparation H mixed up with the toothpaste tube. Bla!!! That would be awful!
God, Mahaloth, that would suck.
Wouldn’t it suck if you woke up one day and you were allergic to sex?
Wouldn’t it suck if your last name were Tumadre, and then every time you introduced yourself to a Hispanic person they kicked your ass?
And wouldn’t it suck if you suddenly could only become sexually aroused by plants?
And wouldn’t it suck if you had a really great job, loving family and nice car but NO HEAD?!?!?