Well, if you threw all the new posters inot one heap, you’d have a noob-pile.
But don’t let me throw you any curves…
This is my first post.
Boring, eh?
I’ll try harder next time, but the bar is so frickin’ high around here.
Okay, okay!
I’ll pay Cecil soon, I promise.
Welcome, MrJones and uncleangus!
We know you’ll enjoy your time here. 
There are a few formalities to take care of, but you don’t need to worry about them. They’re trivial, really.
Just go through the door on the left, pick up your kits, and go to…
:: consults clipboard ::
…room 101.
Just out of curiosity, uncleangus, should we be reading that at uncle angus or unclean gus?
Yep, must be the Christmas bonus. 
[sub]Hi, twickster, did everything work out with the… you know? And was there enough jello?[/sub]
Morphogenesis is the technical term for what’s more commonly known as the “hundredth monkey effect”.
I discovered the SDMB through the “General Questions” forum, so my first post was simply a response to a point that had been raised. By the time I started hanging around in MPSIMS, I was a bit too much of a veteran to start an “Attention: I Have Arrived!” thread.