I saw the headline and thought of exactly one sexual activity. But then I thought, “No. Can’t be. A major, mainstream news site like MSNBC putting subject matter like that on the front page? I’ll click on the link and find that the ‘last lovemaking taboo’ is screwing with the lights on or something.”
But, lo, I clicked and found the subtitle: “More straight couples experimenting with anal sex.”
Wow. Go MSNBC. It’s your birthday, it’s your birthday.
Naturally, the prudish religious nuts will now declare that MSNBC is on the Hershey highway to hell and they can just stick their stories where the sun don’t shine. Of course, those religious dicks are generally the butt of most jokes anyway, and considering this activity has been going on for thousands of years they’d just be a bunch of johnny-cum-latelys anyway. If it bums them out, they can just leave through the back door.
MSNBC.com is not MSNBC. The day they have Chris Jansing interviewing some elfin-looking therapist type about teh butsecks is…is, well, the day I start watching a whole lot more MSNBC.
Yes, and I really wince at the thought of the day when MSNBC has a front page story on the pleasures of, well, those sorts of things. Bring on the anal sex, if it staves that off for a few more years.
