ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.
Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.
You’re such a fucking moron, do you realize this?
Demo,
I’m not exaggerating when I say that I spit coffee out when I read that. So simple, yet so true. Thanks for the smile!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Aren’t you the guy with the big dick that pissed off some many people? I wonder if someone will tell you to bend it back and try it on yourself?
Kidding asides, are you talking about M to F anal or M to M? The one time we did it, my wife didn’t really like it as much as I did. I was slow and careful, but she’s small and I’m not and she said it ended up hurting too much in the end (ha, ha.).
Why don’t you introduce the nerve endings in your lips to the nerve endings in my butt.
God, is that a priceless potential sig or what??
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Not a bad idea, Zette…I just might do that.
Zette, my pleasure. The truth always provides the best humor. 
Michael,
I usually like guys named Michael, I’ve even married two of them.
You however are a diffrent story.
Do you have any idea what the word lurk means ?
Do you have even one fully developed brain cell ?
Do your parents know what you are doing with thier computer ?
Now if you really want to know about anal sex, why don’t you try this ?
Take your pants off, make a sign that says ’ Free Anal Sex Here and hang it on your back. Go to a busy street corner, bend over and grab your ankles. Now stay in that posistion.
Ayesha
Trying for Zette’s Most Empathetic title next year.
" The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference."
Elie Wiesel
Winner SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that)
ROFLMAO … Ayesha I just spit coffee all over my keyboard and everyone is now glancing my way wondering wtf??? You get my vote!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Hey Michael…
Maybe this chick would have anal sex with you!
howling
DB, you da man! (I mean except for the part about being a man…)
Zette & mouthbreather:
I agree about the sig line…it reminds me of something Ryan Stiles (Lewis) said on the Drew Carey Show:
“…so you see, when you kiss somebody you’re pressing your lips against the sweet end of 63 feet of intestines.”
I was wondering when someone would play matchmaker for those two.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
ROFLMAO… I LOVE it, Aeysha! You definitely get my vote. :o
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
Ayesha, I’d say you’re WELL on your way! You understood, sympathized, and offered a viable solution. Nice job!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
My bad. Wrong smilie. Sorry. Meant to be 
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.—Anon.
Nice thought, Ayesha, but wouldn’t that violate city buttification ordinances?
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Excellent! Go fuck yourself; as you apparently can’t get a date, maybe you can have some satisfaction this way.
However, I doubt it.
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
Well put, Mean Joe. I couldn’t have said it better than that.
So you’re saying that the nerve endings in our mouth that allow us to enjoy eating were not meant for us to enjoy kissing? That’s like saying we’re not supposed to use our tongues when we kiss, since they were OBVIOUSLY designed ONLY to allow us to enjoy the taste of our food and to allow us to swallow said food.
Going by that logic, I guess oral sex is out of the question as well.
When all else fails, ask Cecil.
Dem and Aye, you guys are the best!
Micheal…what can I say to you but get a life…elsewhere preferably.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.