I don’t think we have “enjoyment” nerve ending in our mouths, otherwise brushing and flossing would be as popular as masturbation. I read in a Desmond Morris book that kissing is derived from babies being fed pre-masticated food mouth-to-mouth from their mothers. This would make kissing more of a psychological intimacy rather than physical pleasure. I don’t entirely believe this derivation, though; since most cultures do feed their babies in this way, but many Asian cultures didn’t traditionally kiss until Hollywood influenced them to do so. Also, since babies can’t blow their own noses, mothers had to suck clear their nasal pasages (before the invention of rubber bulb syringes). I have never heard of snot-sucking as a sexual practice (suprising, in light of all the others)
Then why’d you start the fucking topic, jackass? No, I don’t enjoy anal sex, but I have something I’d certainly like to shove up your ass. Like maybe Mount Rushmore.
Original:
ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it. Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.
After Spellcheck and Grammar Check are employed to maximum comic effect:
yawl enjoys anal sex? Iv never had it. Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.
Translated from English to French and back, using AltaVista’s BabelFish translator program:
does the pawl appreciate the anal sex? The Iv never had it. The ends of nerve are in our end thus we have pleasure to go in the bathroom, but we can end these of nerve at another use. Just as when we embrace, we use the ends of nerve who were put there thus we let us have pleasure to eat.
Then translated from English to German and back:
does the pawl estimate the anale sex? The Iv had it never. The ends of the nerve are in our end, therefore, which we have pleasures to go into the bathroom but we can terminate these of the nerve at another use. Even ones as, if we cover, we use the ends of the nerve, which there set therefore we leave ourselves to pleasures to have to be eaten were.
Finally, translated from English to Portuguese and back:
the retainer one estimates the sex of anale? The IV never had it. The extremities of the nerve are in our extremity, consequently, that we have pleasures to enter in the bathroom but we can finish these it nerve in one another use. Exactly as, if we to cover, we we use the extremities of the nerve, that in justifd them there consequently is left to the pleasures to have that to be eaten it was.
I think we can all agree that this makes no sense. Clearly the writer hasn’t put enough thought into what he is trying to say.
Chef, I have noticed you do this before, and it’s fucking hilarious. Do you have software that does this or is it a website? If it’s a website, what’s the URL?
“Now, normally, I just be laughin’ at Myron, 'cause he be this old candy-ass fool who wear Sansabelt slacks every day to work” --Herbert Kornfeld
Well, mouthbreather, I am looking forward to seeing the sci-fi thriller “Pitch Black” this weekend. It’s getting decent reviews, and I loves me a horror movie.
Seriously, can we stop responding to this guy now? It’s embarrassing to see so many posts in his threads. Of course, here I am adding to it.
What other movies are out that I should see?
“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum
Happy to oblige, Mouthbreather. You’ll find BabelFish on www.altavista.com … just click on “translate” and it’s just a matter of copy & paste from there. You just translate your passage from english into the language of your choice, then copy the results and paste them back into the translation window to go back to english. It’s a little work, but it’s worth it to make certain people look as stupid as possible.
I can’t decide if “the Ninth Gate” is going to be worthwhile or not. Looks like it has potential, but usually (not always) Johnny Depp movies are pretty solid.
“Now, normally, I just be laughin’ at Myron, 'cause he be this old candy-ass fool who wear Sansabelt slacks every day to work” --Herbert Kornfeld
