Hey Chef - you need this site:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
this is the Elmer Fudd choice…
ya’ww enjoy anaw sex? i’ve nevew had it. Newve endings awe in ouw butt so we enjoy going to the bathwoom, but we can put those newve endings to anothew use. Just wike when we kiss, we use newve endings that wewe put thewe so we wouwd enjoy eating.
Hey, those rentals aren’t that cheap…
I don’t get it:
‘ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.’
Does that mean he wants a guy to do it to him?
Most of the time when he asks something I can’t figure out what he is talking about.
Grammar impaired?
I think they meant “rentals of cheap videos.”
Hey Masterson, did your parents have any children that lived?
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Dem, you ROCK! Dude, you’re finally getting into BBQ pit mode.
Hey Mikey Masterson, I got something i’d like to stick up your ass!
I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.
Please don’t feed the troll.
Sassy: I think the moron choice is far more appropriate for mikey masterson:
ya’ll endgoy anal sex, duh…uh…? i’be nebeh had it. Nehbe endiggs are in our butt so webuh endgoy goigg t’ de badroom, but webuh can put dose nehbe endiggs t’ anodeh use. Dgust like when webuh kiss, duuhhhh, webuh use nehbe endiggs dat webuhre put dehe so webuh wudd endgoy eatigg.
I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.
Well, shoving stuff up his ass wouldn’t be feeding him, technically.
I’m thinking about the Eiffel Tower. Bottom part first, twist after entering.
Coldfire
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Coldfire, thats hilarious.
Look on the bright side. At least he can taste it that way…
Sorry Drain Bead, but this one seems more along the lines of Michael Masterson and his anal sex thing…think this is him?
Warning, it’s not for those under 18…
(BTW, I found this a while ago from another link to this site so don’t get mad at me!)
Michael Masterson—there’s my argument. Legalize euthenasia. :rolleyes:
Who introduced this ill-bred little monkey-spank to our board anyway?
Fess up.
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Admittedly, I haven’t yet read this entire thread, so 'scuse my ignorance, but…
While Mr. Masterson’s OP may have been a troll, it also may have been a serious inquiry, poorly phrased. I believe that it is not undeserving of consideration. Should there be a Sexual Q&A board? Or is that just asking for trouble?
Masturbation? With what, a toothbrush and floss? Ouch! The comparison is not really fair. Try flossing your privates. See if that gives you any pleasure.
Isn’t this like saying that tampons and speculums give women pleasure?
Actually, the mouth is a major erotic zone. Too bad that too many people don’t realize that. My SO and I are on a quest to find all of each other’s erotic zones. Ever consider the arch of the back? If you limit yourself to genital areas, you’re really depriving yourself!
This came up on the snopes board a while back. While I can’t remember specific details, I’m pretty sure that we completely debunked this. I did, however, advise the woman who advanced this to never, ever kiss me!
tdn
Oh, and as far as movies go – just saw The Red Violin last night. Quite possibly the best movie I’ve ever seen.
{{{ya’ll enjoy anal sex? i’ve never had it.
Nerve endings are in our butt so we enjoy going to the bathroom, but we can put those nerve endings to another use. Just like when we kiss, we use nerve endings that were put there so we would enjoy eating.}}}—Michael Masterson
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