Wow. The Onion tasted bad.

Sure. Unfortunately it’s all in Hebrew… the funniest show on air here right now is called “Miskhak Makhur”, or, roughly, “Fixed Game”; you can see parts of it here. Now they are sick :smiley:

There are others. Also satirical pages in all the major newspapers; sometimes they get downright vicious :slight_smile:

An old joke (claimed as a true story, but I say UL) that works in English, just to give you a taste, started making the rounds about a week after Rabin was murdered… it tells about a bank, with people waiting in line. One of the cashiers finished a transaction and called out “who’s next?” and a guy from around the end of the line (suposedly) piped up – “Peres…”

Thanks a ton for reminding me. I was amused by the Quadragon and most of the stuff in this thread, but that piece was too much by far. That was a long article that just got sicker and sicker as it went on.

I love The Onion! My favorite non-article headline is “Georgia Adds Swastika, Middle Finger to Flag.”

That’s a great one, as is I Hope My Baby Doesn’t Come Out All Fucked-Up And Shit and while it’s really more poignant than offensive, American Life Turns Into A Bad Jerry Bruckheimer Movie.

Really, if slightly sick black humor isn’t for you, The Onion isn’t your bag.

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My favorite throwaway headline is, I think, “New 10-10-911 saves emergency victims up to 30%”. Subtle, yet not understated. :smiley:

The Gates article is genius (and I have to admit to sharing Xploder’s shame at getting all the jokes). The best Onion article I have read recently is the one on “Metal Hand Sign” abuse. The writers totally nailed that one.

I will admit to being whooshed by the “Quadragon”. I’m sure I’m missing something really obvious, but would someone explain? :smack:

If you remove one side from the Pentagon (say, perhaps, because someone landed a plane in it as part of a terrorist attack), you’d get a Quadragon.

Penta- means “five” and a pentagon (such as “the” Pentagon) has five sides. One of those five sides was pretty much destroyed by one of the four hijacked planes, thus it became a four-sided shape. And quad- means “four.”

Except for putting the metal capital in Iceland instead of Norway. But that’s it.

On the death of Ronald Reagan:

Nancy Reagan available

You must all be a bunch of “Philistine Nazi Neanderthals” for not recognizing the single most amazing and utterly spectacular Onion article ever writtenL Amazing New Hyperbolic Chamber Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Ever. Seriously, this thing is the absolute pinnacle of Onion humor, bar none; no other article could ever dream of coming even close to its sheer staggering level of balls to the wall hilarity, not in a million billion years.

Having read the above, and my curiosity being piqued, I took considerable effort to find the referenced article through The Onion’s search engine.

And having read it, my reaction was rather different from yours. I was favorably and pleasantly impressed at how the author managed the truly amazing feat of taking the theme of torture-murder and turning it into something genuinely, if elaborately, funny.

But that’s just how my mind works, and it need not be your problem.

Until I figure out where you live.

That, on the other hand, is distasteful and horrifying even to me. :eek:

Jeez, that sounds just like a friend my sister had in high school. The only joke about it is that something like that wouldn’t be printed in a newspaper, otherwise it’s completely true to life. Scary.

Link, please?

…the best satire often makes us look in the mirror, and the Onion has it in spades…

Oh, snap! :smack:

TBS: Very Funny.

I think it was just a sidebar headline on its own, with no picture. It was the moment of :confused:…:eek: that made it so perfect.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34104

Well since this thread has veered into poll territory I’ll put these headlines up for grabs, I guess I just like clever word games:

“Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off on Technicality”

“Pederast Judge Tries 12-Year Old as Adult”

“Sub-Orbital Ballistic Propulsion Engineer Not Exactly a Rocket Scientist”

and recently

“Philandering String Theorist Can Explain Everything”

That last linked to an ‘in-brief’ article but shouldn’t have. They do often write brilliant headlines with pointless articles attached.

Personally, I want robots to stop fingering my wife. There oughta be a law…